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comedycentral:

If Texas Governor Rick Perry thinks he can talk shit about New York and not hear from Lewis Black, he’s got another thing coming.

Visit NYmiddlefingerTX.com to watch the full, uncensored PSA from last night’s Daily Show.

I’m from Texas and I don’t like Rick Perry.

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Good gravy I haven’t been on here in a while

I’m not dead. I’ve been trying to wean myself off of tumblr. 

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kapooyah:

this took me forever oh my goshhfdhsj i hope this isn’t offensive??? (/_\) omg it was such a neat idea, though
also srsly 1million golden star stickers to anyone who can actually figure out all the deities i was trying to portray orz;;

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jammy-john:

This is what the rooms at the Tumblr University should look like. 

OMG, THEY EVEN HAVE BOOK SHELVES!!!!!

and there’s so much room for activities
and the beds
asdfghjkl
can’t even 

i would so be sleeping on the top

i mean cmon thats the coolest place for a bed ever holy shite

it’s a bed. with a ladder. 

I WANT TO GO THERE.
I WANT TO BE ON THAT TOP BUNK. 

Omg can I have this room

Wait, why would Tumblr University have beds? We’d be tumbling all night and wouldn’t have time for sleep.

We’d be sleeping in the day time obviously. Besides, we need comfy beds to tumblr FROM.

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milodrums:

Goodbye Orlando (by Peter Jackson)

ORLANDO FUCKING BLOOM SINGING THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

THANKS PETER JACKSON.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

THIS HAPPENED? BLESS.

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french-zombie:

Sensational Disney’s 30 Day Disney Animated Feature Challenge [more]

Day 23: A line that inspires you - You’re something special, Jim.

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geekymerch:

Check out the awesome prizes we have up for grabs in our huge Harry Potter themed giveaway! One lucky winner will recieve:

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  • Your choice of a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin or Hufflepuff Beanie from KnittyThingsAndSuch [SHOP]
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I never been more ashamed of my home state in my life.

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Just Now
  • Dad: Hey, what's the name of the Democratic leader of the House?
  • Me: Wait what?
  • Dad: I'm writing a post on Reddit and I can't remember the guy's name.
  • Me: Dad... if you're already on the internet, just look him up.
  • Dad: *Pause* Ok I got it. Thanks.